Female body

   New soapbox . . . why can’t the female gender be potty trained for more than about 10 years of her life?!

   Let’s be honest ladies. We are potty trained by our parents anywhere from 1-3 years of age right? We feel like we are doing pretty well. We become rock stars at putting our big girl pants on. Then, low and behold, SURPRISE!

   You have now entered the world of unexpectedly waking up in a dead panic and run like a bat out of hell to the restroom. You have just been visited by the fairy of doom.

   Next, you have 9 months of a break from the fairy, while you are carrying your lovely child. But wait, you are now never, ever certain when and if you should sneeze. Don’t worry, crossing your legs will become all but second nature to you eventually.

   Just when you think that you have mastered the art of not needing a special rinse on your “delicates”, you are surprised to find out that you have now hit the age where you no longer have the ability to care anymore. 

   Welcome to womanhood ladies, welcome to womanhood.